YOU SAID:

I like my coffee like I like my men, black and hot

INTO JAPANESE

私の男性、黒とホットが好き、私はコーヒーが好き

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My men, like black and hot, I like coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

私男性黒など、熱いコーヒーを好きな。

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My male black, hot cup of coffee like.

INTO JAPANESE

私男性黒、ホットのカップ コーヒーのような。

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My male black, like a hot cup of coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

男性は黒、熱い一杯のコーヒーのような私。

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Man I like black, hot cup of coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

男は黒、熱い一杯のコーヒーが好きです。

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Guys like black, hot cup of coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

黒、熱い一杯のコーヒーのような連中。

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Guys like black, hot cup of coffee.