YOU SAID:

I like my coffee like I like my women ground up and in the freezer

INTO JAPANESE

地面を冷凍庫での私の女性が好き、私はコーヒーが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like the woman in the freezer of my ground, I like coffee

INTO JAPANESE

私の地面の冷凍庫の女性のようなコーヒーが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like coffee, such as women on the ground in my freezer

INTO JAPANESE

私の冷凍庫の地面に女性など、コーヒーのような

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like coffee, such as women on the ground in my freezer