YOU SAID:
i like pooping with cicadas watching.
INTO JAPANESE
私は蝉が見ているとうんちが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the poop when the cicadas are watching.
INTO JAPANESE
蝉が見ているときのうんちが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like poop when cicadas are watching.
INTO JAPANESE
蝉が見ている時のうんちが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like poop when cicadas are watching.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.