YOU SAID:
I like potatoes. I will buy one if I get 1234567890 likes. Ya yea boy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモが好きです。もし私が1234567890好きなら買うよ。 Ya yea boy。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like potatoes. If I like 1234567890 I will buy it. Ya yea boy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモが好きです。もし私が1234567890を好きなら、私はそれを買うでしょう。 Ya yea boy。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like potatoes. If I like 1234567890, I will buy it. Ya yea boy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモが好きです。私が1234567890を好きなら、私はそれを買うでしょう。 Ya yea boy。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like potatoes. If I like 1234567890, I will buy it. Ya yea boy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.