YOU SAID:

i like shoving sharpies up my nostrils and juul in the bathroom

INTO JAPANESE

私は鼻孔に鋭利物を突き刺し、浴室で7月を切るのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to pierce my nostrils and cut July in the bathroom

INTO JAPANESE

鼻孔を刺し、7月をトイレで切るのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to pierce my nostrils and cut July in the bathroom