YOU SAID:
i like sucking on big hairy ballsacks
INTO JAPANESE
大きな毛玉の袋を吸うのが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to smoke big hairball bags
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな毛玉の袋を吸うのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to smoke big hairball bags
That didn't even make that much sense in English.