YOU SAID:

I like to beat my meat for no reason at all

INTO JAPANESE

私のようにまったく理由もなく私の肉をビートに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No reason I like my meat beat

INTO JAPANESE

私の肉を好きな理由が打つこと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like beating my meat

INTO JAPANESE

私の肉を叩くような

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like beating my meat