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I like to eat bananas while rubbing my ear and sniffing my dogs tail because why not?

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私は耳をこすり、犬の尻尾を嗅ぎながらバナナを食べるのが好きです。

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I like to eat bananas while rubbing my ears and sniffing the dog's tail.

INTO JAPANESE

耳をこすりながら、犬の尻尾を嗅いでバナナを食べるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like eating bananas by rubbing my ears and sniffing the dog's tail.

INTO JAPANESE

私は耳をこすり、犬の尻尾を嗅ぐことでバナナを食べるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like eating bananas by rubbing my ears and sniffing the dog's tail.