YOU SAID:
I like to eat cats if you like this then i will eat another cat. I eat them alive btw but before that i smack the with peanut butter!
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が好きならこれが好きなら別の猫を食べます。私はそれらを生きたまま食べます、しかしその前に私はピーナッツバターを軽くたたきます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like cats I will eat another cat if I like this. I eat them alive, but before that I tap the peanut butter!
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が好きなら、私はこれが好きなら私は別の猫を食べるでしょう。生で食べますがその前にピーナッツバターをタップ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like cats, I would eat another cat if I like this. Eat raw, but tap peanut butter before that!
INTO JAPANESE
猫が好きなら、これが好きなら別の猫を食べます。生で食べますが、その前にピーナッツバターをタップしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cats, if you like this, eat another cat. Eat raw, but before that, tap peanut butter.
INTO JAPANESE
猫が好きなら、これが好きなら、別の猫を食べなさい。生で食べますが、その前にピーナッツバターをタップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cats, if you like this, eat another cat. Eat raw, but before that, tap peanut butter.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.