YOU SAID:
I like to eat dogs on Friday
INTO JAPANESE
私は金曜日に犬を食べるが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like I eat dog Friday
INTO JAPANESE
私は金曜日を食べる犬のよう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was like a dog eating Friday
INTO JAPANESE
私は金曜日を食べる犬みたいだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was like a dog eating Friday
Come on, you can do better than that.