YOU SAID:

I like to eat mayonnaise off of my buttcrack

INTO JAPANESE

お尻のひびからマヨネーズを食べるのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to eat mayonnaise from my butt crack

INTO JAPANESE

お尻の割れ目からマヨネーズを食べるのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like eating mayonnaise out of my butt crack

INTO JAPANESE

お尻の割れ目からマヨネーズを食べるのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like eating mayonnaise out of my butt crack