YOU SAID:

I like to eat the yellow turds

INTO JAPANESE

黄色 turds を食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like the yellow turds.

INTO JAPANESE

黄色 turds を思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am yellow turds.

INTO JAPANESE

私は黄色 turds です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am yellow turds.