YOU SAID:

I like to kick cats for a living and throw dogs on trampolines because I can and its fun

INTO JAPANESE

猫を生で蹴り、犬をトランポリンに投げるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like kicking cats live and throwing dogs on trampolines.

INTO JAPANESE

猫をライブで蹴ったり、トランポリンで犬を投げたりするのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like kicking cats live and throwing dogs on trampolines.