YOU SAID:

I like to kiss a random potato on the lips and spit back into the dirt

INTO JAPANESE

私は唇にランダムなジャガイモにキスし、汚れに戻って吐き出すのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to kiss random potatoes on my lips and spit them out back to the dirt

INTO JAPANESE

私は唇にランダムなジャガイモにキスをして汚れに吐き出すのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to kiss random potatoes on my lips and spit them out in the dirt

INTO JAPANESE

私は唇にランダムなジャガイモにキスし、汚れの中でそれらを吐き出すのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to kiss random potatoes on my lips and spit them out in the dirt