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YOU SAID:

I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep, because everything is never as it seems.

INTO JAPANESE

惑星地球がゆっくりと回転することを信じさせたいと思います。眠っているときは起きていたいとは言い難いです。なぜなら、すべてが見た目どおりになることは決してないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want you to believe that the planet Earth rotates slowly. It's hard to say that you want to wake up when you're sleeping. Because everything will never be what it looks like.

INTO JAPANESE

地球の自転が遅いと信じてほしい。寝ているときに起きたいとは言い難い。すべてがそれがどのように見えるかは決してないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want you to believe that the rotation of the earth is slow. It's hard to say that I want to wake up when I'm sleeping. Because everything never looks like it.

INTO JAPANESE

地球の自転が遅いと信じてほしい。寝ているときに起きたいとは言い難い。すべてがそのように見えることは決してないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want you to believe that the rotation of the earth is slow. It's hard to say that I want to wake up when I'm sleeping. Because everything never looks like that.

INTO JAPANESE

地球の自転が遅いと信じてほしい。寝ているときに起きたいとは言い難い。すべてがそのように見えることは決してないからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want you to believe that the rotation of the earth is slow. It's hard to say that I want to wake up when I'm sleeping. Because everything never looks like that.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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