YOU SAID:

I like to pet my cat Ronald he likes to kill me in return.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼が見返りに私を殺すのが好きな私の猫ロナルドをかわいがるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to pet my cat Ronald, who he likes to kill me in return.

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫のロナルドを撫でるのが好きです。ロナルドは私を殺すのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to stroke the cat Ronald. Ronald likes to kill me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫のロナルドを撫でるのが好きです。ロナルドは私を殺すのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to stroke the cat Ronald. Ronald likes to kill me.