YOU SAID:

i like to play with children who are dead and live across the street with their dog who is a cat and likes eating bacon

INTO JAPANESE

私は死んでいる子供たちと遊ぶのが好きで、猫でベーコンを食べるのが好きな犬と通りの向こう側に住んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to play with dead kids and live across the street with dogs who like to eat bacon with cats

INTO JAPANESE

私は死んだ子供たちと遊ぶのが好きで、猫と一緒にベーコンを食べるのが好きな犬と通りの向こう側に住んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like to play with dead kids and live across the street with dogs who like to eat bacon with cats