YOU SAID:
I like to snort cocaine in caves in the summer
INTO JAPANESE
私は夏に洞窟の中でコカインを自慢する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am proud of cocaine in the cave in the summer
INTO JAPANESE
私は夏に洞窟の中でコカインを誇りに思っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am proud of cocaine in the cave in the summer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.