YOU SAID:
"I like trains" says Ivan
INTO JAPANESE
「私は電車が好き」イワンは述べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"I like the train," Ivan says
INTO JAPANESE
「私は電車が好き、「イワン氏は述べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"I like the train," Ivan says
That didn't even make that much sense in English.