YOU SAID:
I like very fun and white macaroni and cheese, but I also like the squishy squid dried snacks and I hate you because you're ugly.
INTO JAPANESE
私のように非常に楽しい、白いマカロニとチーズ、フワフワ イカ乾燥スナックのように、また、あなたは醜いので、私はあなたを憎みます。
Come on, you can do better than that.