YOU SAID:
I like you, my potato.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、私のポテトが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like my potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私のポテトが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like my potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のポテトのようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like my potatoes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.