YOU SAID:
I'll cross that bride when I get to it.
INTO JAPANESE
着いたらその花嫁を渡ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will cross the bride when I arrive.
INTO JAPANESE
着いたら私は花嫁を渡ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will cross the bride when I arrive.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.