YOU SAID:

i'll eat my hat if you don't

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがしないなら、私は私の帽子を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't, I'll eat my hat

INTO JAPANESE

もしそうでなければ、私は帽子を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If not, I'll eat a hat

INTO JAPANESE

もしそうでなければ、私は帽子を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If not, I'll eat a hat