YOU SAID:

i'll have the burger in my armpit said my cousin

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私は脇の下のハンバーガーに私のいとこを言ってもらいます

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I will have my cousin tell my armpit hamburgers

INTO JAPANESE

私はいとこに私の脇の下のハンバーガーに伝える

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I will tell my cousin to my armpit hamburgers

INTO JAPANESE

私はいとこに脇の下のハンバーガーに伝えます

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I will tell my cousin to his underarm hamburger

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の脇の下のハンバーガーに私のいとこを教えます

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I will teach my cousin to his armpit hamburgers

INTO JAPANESE

私はいとこに脇の下のハンバーガーを教える

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I teach my cousin a hamburger in my armpit

INTO JAPANESE

私は脇の下に私のいとこにハンバーガーを教える

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I teach my cousin a hamburger in my armpit