YOU SAID:
i'll patten up your nan bruv
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのナンブルを撫でてあげます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will stroke your Numble
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのナンブルを撫でてあげる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll stroke your numble
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのしびれを撫でてあげます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will caress your numbness
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのしびれを愛撫します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
caress your numbness
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのしびれを愛撫してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
caress your numbness
That didn't even make that much sense in English.