YOU SAID:
I'll put mayo in my ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私は耳にマヨネーズを入れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put mayonnaise in my ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私は耳にマヨネーズを入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put mayonnaise in my ears.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.