YOU SAID:
I'll smoke weed if this gets 420 likes
INTO JAPANESE
これが420のいいねを得たら、私は雑草を吸うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this got 420 likes, I would smoke weed
INTO JAPANESE
これが420のいいねを得たら、私は雑草を吸うだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this got 420 likes, I would smoke weed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.