YOU SAID:
I love eating the emperors food because he never knows why I look like a theif
INTO JAPANESE
私が泥棒のように見える理由を彼は決して知らないので、私は皇帝の食べ物を食べるのが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He never knows why I look like a thief, so I love to eat the emperor's food
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私が泥棒のように見える理由を知らないので、私は皇帝の食べ物を食べるのが大好きです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He doesn't know why I look like a thief, so I love eating the emperor's food.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私が泥棒のように見える理由を知らないので、私は皇帝の食べ物を食べるのが大好きです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He doesn't know why I look like a thief, so I love eating the emperor's food.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
