YOU SAID:

I love ugly loud farts that stain shorts

INTO JAPANESE

私はショーツを汚す醜い騒々しいおならを愛する

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love the ugly noisy fart that defiles the shorts

INTO JAPANESE

私はショーツを汚す醜い騒々しいおならが大好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love the ugly noisy fart that defiles the shorts