YOU SAID:
i love you like i love toilets
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレが好きのようにあなたを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you like the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
トイレが好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like the toilet
Well done, yes, well done!