YOU SAID:

I'm a disappearing act done poorly, but if i ever get it right you'll miss me sorely

INTO JAPANESE

下手くそな行方不明者だけど 上手く行けば寂しいよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a bad missing person, but I'm lonely if it goes well

INTO JAPANESE

悪い行方不明者だけど うまくいったら寂しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a bad missing person, but I'm lonely if it works

INTO JAPANESE

私は悪い行方不明者ですが、うまくいくと寂しいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a bad missing person, but I'm lonely if it works