YOU SAID:

I'm a rude dude with a bad tood.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悪い乗ってと失礼な男です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ride is a rude man.

INTO JAPANESE

私に乗って、無礼な男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ride a rude man.

INTO JAPANESE

私は無礼な男が乗っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a rude man.

INTO JAPANESE

私は無礼な男を得た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got a rude man.