YOU SAID:

i'm a thing....a potato like thing

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私はものだ……じゃがいものようなもの

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I am ... ... like a potato

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私は……じゃがいものようです

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I ... seems to be a potato

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私は…じゃがいものようです

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I ... seems to be a potato