YOU SAID:
I’m as confused as a goat on astroturf.
INTO JAPANESE
私は人工芝の上にいるヤギのように混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm as confused as a goat on astroturf.
INTO JAPANESE
私は人工芝の上にいるヤギのように混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm as confused as a goat on astroturf.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.