YOU SAID:
I'm as slippery as a banana on a dry summers day
INTO JAPANESE
乾燥した夏の日はバナナのように滑りやすい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dry summer days make you slippery like a banana
INTO JAPANESE
乾燥した夏の日はバナナのように滑りやすくなります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dry summer days make you slippery like a banana
That didn't even make that much sense in English.