YOU SAID:
I'm being squished by Maple the pug.
INTO JAPANESE
メープルのパグに押しつぶされています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is crushed by a maple pug.
INTO JAPANESE
メープルパグで押しつぶされます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is crushed by a maple pug.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.