YOU SAID:
I'm completely sober now, thank you for asking.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、完全に冷静です。尋ねてくれてありがとう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am completely calm now. Thank you for asking.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、完全に落ち着いています。尋ねていただきありがとうございます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am completely calm now. Thank you for asking.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.