YOU SAID:
I'm dead right now. I'm not even joking
INTO JAPANESE
私は今死んでいます。冗談でもない
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I am dead now No joke
INTO JAPANESE
私は今死んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今死んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead now
Come on, you can do better than that.