YOU SAID:
i'm eating corn cobs and chicken pops at 3am
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時にトウモロコシの穂軸とチキンポップスを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating corn cobs and chicken pops at 3am
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時にトウモロコシの穂軸とチキンポップスを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating corn cobs and chicken pops at 3am
That didn't even make that much sense in English.