YOU SAID:
I'm fat and depressed and my god I'm going to die alone.
INTO JAPANESE
私は太っていて意気消沈しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am fat and I am depressed.
INTO JAPANESE
私は太っており、私は落ち込んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am fat and I am depressed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.