YOU SAID:

I'm going to go and beat my meat

INTO JAPANESE

私は行くと私の肉を打つつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to beat my meat and go

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の肉を破って行くつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to go beat my meat

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の肉を打つ行くつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to go beat my meat