YOU SAID:
I’m going to lay you down on a bed of roses.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバラのベッドにあなたを置くつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put you on a rose bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたをバラのベッドに置く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put you on a rose bed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.