YOU SAID:

I'm going to punch you in the face so hard, you get sent back in times where the humanities were just a bunch of apes. Do not ever come near me or my son, ever again.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの顔を激しく殴るつもりです、あなたは人文科学がただの類人猿の束だった時代に送り返されます。二度と私や息子の近くに来ないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to punch you hard in the face, you're sent back to a time when the humanities were just a bunch of apes. Never come near me or my son again.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの顔を激しく殴るつもりです、あなたは人文科学がただの類人猿の束だった時代に送り返されます。二度と私や息子の近くに来ないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to punch you hard in the face, you're sent back to a time when the humanities were just a bunch of apes. Never come near me or my son again.