YOU SAID:

I'm going to slap you with a fish

INTO JAPANESE

魚を平手打ちするつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fish slap you intend to

INTO JAPANESE

魚は平手打ちします。

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Fish slap the.

INTO JAPANESE

魚を平手打ちします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fish slap the.