YOU SAID:

I'm going to yeet myself off a cliff

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私は崖から自分自身を片付けるつもりです

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I will clear myself from the cliffs

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私は崖から身をゆがめます

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I am distracted from the cliffs

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私は崖から気を取られています

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I am distracted from the cliffs