YOU SAID:

i'm gonna beat my meat, choke my chicken, and strangle my tangle

INTO JAPANESE

肉をたたき、鶏肉を絞って、もつれを絞めます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beat the meat, squeeze the chicken and squeeze the tangle

INTO JAPANESE

肉を打ち、鶏肉を絞って、もつれを絞る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beat the meat, squeeze the chicken and squeeze the tangle