YOU SAID:

I'm gonna slam my head into my keyboard now g[guuuuudfdO

INTO JAPANESE

私は今私のキーボードに私の頭を叩くつもりだ[guuuuudfdO

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to hit my head on my keyboard now [guuuuudfdO

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、キーボードで頭を打つつもりです[guuuuudfdO

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to hit my head with a keyboard now [guuuuudfdO

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、キーボードで頭を打つつもりです[guuuuudfdO

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to hit my head with a keyboard now [guuuuudfdO