YOU SAID:

I'm having an existential crisis about pizza

INTO JAPANESE

私はピザの実存的危機を抱えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am having an existential crisis of the pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザの実存的危機があります。

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The existential crisis of the pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザの実存的危機。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An existential crisis of the pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザの実存的危機。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An existential crisis of the pizza.