YOU SAID:

I'm hittin' the sauce so good that I can't see straight.

INTO JAPANESE

私はまっすぐに見ることができないほどソースがひどい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The source is so bad that I can not see straight.

INTO JAPANESE

情報源はとても悪いので、私はまっすぐに見ることはできません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The sources are so bad that I can not look straight.

INTO JAPANESE

情報源は非常に悪いので、私はまっすぐに見ることはできません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The sources are so bad that I can not look straight.