YOU SAID:
I'm in the bathroom eating the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレを食べているトイレにいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the bathroom where I am eating toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレを食べているトイレにいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the bathroom where I am eating toilet
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